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Hayden's acting in ROTS

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Pretty good, although they should have shown how seductive the Dark Side is by showing that he had an erection while pledging his allegiance to Sidious. Then his trousers should have ripped when he stood up.
 
With comedy sound effects. And a huge animated foot from left of screen ala Month Python crushing him and revealing Darth Vader.
 
The he should have force choked Portman's breasts.
 
YES he should have pulled her nipples out towards him with the force then made them spring back and that's what killed her, not that "losing the will to live" crap (YES I DIDN'T LIKE EVERYTHIGN ABOUT THE PREQUELS I'M NOT A FAG.)
 
Padme should of lactated all over Yoda whilst he showered in her stream of milk recreating the Herbal Essences adverts.
 
I liked the fat four-armed CGI canteen manager that showed Obi-wan where the missing planet was by stroking his cock secretly under the table.
 
"The size of your, heh, POCKET book" an OBVIOUS vieled reference to Obiwan's penis.
 
Let's all meet somewhere. I have a feeling I'll enjoy this movie a lot more watching it with you lot.
 
We can explain to you why it's good, in detail!
 
I found it funny that evil Anakin looked a lot like Trip Tucker.
 
I find it funny that you find it funny that Wacky found it funny that Gagh found it funny that Menty found it funny that they found Natalie Portman in the mens' room at the Greyhound station in Detroit and she looked funny. At least, she did when they found her.
 
that just made my head hurt more
 
FUCK!!!
 
From a certain point of view.
 
Can we watch Porky's instead?
 
Only on drugs.
 
STR WARS IS THE ONLY MOVEI AEVER MADE
 
He would have come up with the erection himself, you see, then Lucas would have said "interesting choice...okay, we'll keep it!"
 
Lucas would have got Hayden to act so well it gave both of them an erection.

Lucas - IS YOUR ERECTION READY!
Hayden - ITS READY!
Lucas - LIGHT SABRE FIGHT!
Hayden - OMG he's serious.
 
He's got money, he can do whatever he wants!

*Lucas shoots a dog*
 
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