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Have you ever met someone and you instantly feel like murdering them?

Big Dick McGee

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
It happens to me all day, every day, every time I meet someone new or even interact with people on a daily basis, I literally want to get a ballpeen hammer and just go around SMASHING PEOPLE'S FAT FACES IN!!!

PILLZLOL!!
 
Switch to decaf
 
Every time I flip to Fox News. Especially in the mornings.
 
Perhaps you need to see a therapist there BDM.
 
I've only ever felt like hugging people. Sorry.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Every time I flip to Fox News. Especially in the mornings.
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Somebodies into self abuse.

:D
 
Yes, but we ended up being really good friends, so first impressions aren't necessarily always accurate (or they are, but it turns out you're actually really good at seeing past them and seeing the positives).
 
Big Dick McGee said:
It happens to me all day, every day, every time I meet someone new or even interact with people on a daily basis, I literally want to get a ballpeen hammer and just go around SMASHING PEOPLE'S FAT FACES IN!!!

PILLZLOL!!
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I felt like that for awhile. Then I came out of menopause. Which should really scare people because the meds my doc put me on pulled me out of menopause - meaning I did not go through it. I have to go through that shit again someday. The only good thing about it is I am older and weaker and might not do as much damage should I surrender to those urges.
 
starguard: THank God for Old Age
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I remember distinctly thinking it would be a good thing to slaughter a million pigs and spill their blood all over the middle east. It would certainly change a lot of perspective. And, I was thinking I should sell any investments in pork bellies.
 
These days? More often than not.
 
It's just that people are so fucking SELF-ABSORBED WITH THEIR TEXTING WHILE DRIVING THUS CAUSING JAMS AND ALMOST HITTING ME, AND WALKING AROUND BREATHING AND MAKING NOISES AND THEY SHOULD ALL JUST REALIZE THAT I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO MATTERS SO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY, FATTIES!!
 
Do you meet a lot of Americans in any given day BDM?
 
Well, I am an American and I live in Southern California, for Christ's sake!

So...no, mostly I interact with Mexicans and El Salvadorans. And the occasional Armenian or Israeli.
 
There may be a link between meeting a lot of people you want to kill and living in California. Just throwing that thought out there...
 
Erm...yah...that was KIND OF MY POINT YOU ADDLE-BRAINED DULLARD! I HATE YOU AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!!

LEEEEEEROY JENNNNNKINS!!!!
 
BUt NOT HIS HOMEBOY DOCTOR HOUSE.
 
I've literally seen Stephen Baldwin none times since I've moved to Southern California.
 
Would you help restore him?
 
EVER SEEN BAD STAR 22?
 
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