Have you ever had to take a great big steamin' crap...

[The Question]

...but you were doing or watching or reading something SO interesting that you just held it until you were in pure agony?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|

 

[The Question]

^^Exactly the right answer, IMHO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Many times.

 

[Loktar]

...but you were doing or watching or reading something SO interesting that you just held it until you were in pure agony?

YES. I've left my bowels full of poop for 24 hours before. Many times.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why not just crap?

 

[The Harlot]

:flush:

 

[Loktar]

Why not just crap?

Because. Yeah

 

[The Question]

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to go to the top of an extremely tall building and induce projectile diarrhea, then shoot a big ol' stream of liquified poo off the roof.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|

 

[Cassie]

satisfying?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I'm not sure which is worse, this thread or the spam section.

 

[Cassie]

this thread is in the spam section

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I was thinking the Badlands section.

 

[Cassie]

it's all spamalicious

 

[The Harlot]

:|

 

[Cassie]

INDEEDILYDO

 

[Cranky Bastard]

:|