Hat thread Dr Dave edition

[Dr Dave]

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Pedro Cerrano: Hats for bats, keep bats warm.

Hats for bats keep bats warm, but they also keep the sun off them.

Every season is hat season.

When will CaptainWacky learn?

 

[Seph]

not a thread by dave bout hats!!!!1!! nice to see u flexing some new material


*YAWN*

 

[Yub]

FLIP FLOPPER! ARE YOU FOR HATS OR AGAINST THEM? YOU SURLY FRUITCAKE EATING GUANO SNIFFING LOVER OF GUANO FRUITCAKE! TELL US THE TRUTH!

 

[Dr Dave]

I am pro hat.

 

[Yub]

You say that now that I've threatened you with a good kicking [in another thread, go look people I said it]

 

[Dr Dave]

I have always been pro hat. We have that in common. I'm sorry you must feel you need to slander my somewhat good name.

 

[Seph]

cunt

 

[CaptainWacky]

lol at the accidental pos

 

[Dr Dave]

*bump for Tisi*

 

[Tisiphone]

HUZZAH

 

[Dr Dave]

I need to buy a new baseball bat.

 

[Mirah]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hats./

 

[Dr Dave]

Good Work Mirah.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Molly looks good, Mirah.

 

[Mirah]

Yes she is a cutie pie. I do adore her!

 

[Dr Dave]

I would roger Molly good!

 

[Mirah]

Oh dear! I am not sure she would enjoy something like that Dr Dave. You might want to be a little more gentle with my Molly!

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh I'll be gentle alright...

 

[Mirah]