Harry Potter 2 (NO I don't know the real name) is on tv

[CaptainWacky]

Emma wasn't hot until the third one (I do have SOME morals.) AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOBBY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DOBBY SHOULD DO GAY PORN TOO

...wait, no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember that "Gollum accepting MTV award and swearing a lot" thing that everyone LOVED? That fucking sucked.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MEMO TO TV AWARDS SHOW WRITERS: DRUGS R'BAD, MMKAY?

The one where Billy Crystal and Gollum engaged in frottage for 20 minutes on the Oscars was much better.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...frottage?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=frottage&btnG=Google+Search

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't remember Gollum and Billy Crystal doing that!

 

[Mentalist]

*clears internet cache*

 

[CaptainWacky]

*clears his name after being wrongly accused of murder*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*clears the kitchen table with a sweep of the hand for HOT SEX with the next person who posts*







(I could win the thread killer award if I just posted that everywhere)

 

[Mentalist]

*accepts hot sex from Eggs on the condition that he posts lots of hot girls in skimpy clothes*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hey, you can be looking at whatever you want, I'll work around it!

*Goes to cheaptickets.com*

 

[Mentalist]

I will bring the guy in my avatar with me and we can cry in the corner regressing while he calls us ignorant.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But he might overpower us with his classic moves and some spiked candy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tom Riddle was hot.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I was more turned on by the ghost in the shitter. She goes down on Harry in IV.

 

[Mentalist]

Who remembers Ghost Writer?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Public access after-school pablum!!! WHERE IN THE WORL D SI CRAMEN SANFRANCIXCO!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

RENT A GHOST?

 

[Mentalist]

Public access after-school pablum!!! WHERE IN THE WORL D SI CRAMEN SANFRANCIXCO!?

Yes, thats it!! I loved that show!