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Harkley season

Dr Dave

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Yeah!
 
Is this the season we all wear Hammer pants?
 
It is.
 
I had some pretty awesome surfer style hammer pants back in the day. They were so comfortable. Those were the days.
 
I had deep fried whale cornea for dinner.
 
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zOMG Whale Cornea
 
Wait how does that whale see without its cornea...
 
It's a GHOST WHALE so it sees all and can pass through us.
 
Wait how does that whale see without its cornea...
Nothing I would think.
 
Whale scientists must be stopped.
 
And James Whale needs to be revived/cloned so he can direct all superhero movies from now on.
 
Whale scientists must be stopped.
Before it's too late!
 
Look what happened to Darth Whaler!
 
Indeed.
 
Harkley to write an eighty word story about shoes?
 
Titled "A shoe to believe in"?
 
"Children of the Cornea"? Who also wear shoes?
 
"Who Ate All The Shoes? A Whale Did. By Harkley." - By Harkley.
 
An award winning title!
 
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