Happy Easter

[CaptainWacky]

 

[whisky]

How many eggs did Christ lay?

 

[The Question]

How many eggs did Christ lay?

Apparently, one big fat stinking joke-on-mankind of an egg...

 

[jack]

Over easy then?

 

[Cassie]

I hope your Friday was good.

 

[Mirah]

Wow

 

[Mirah]

I passed a church sign that said if you dont have the bread of life you will be toast.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I didn't like Lent as a child because we couldn't eat meat on Fridays and I didn't like fish.

SO ITOLD CATHOLICISM TO BUGGER OFF LOL. Also because of the political hypocrisy and mass killings and sex abuse and fleecing of the faithful without paying taxes etc.

 

[The Question]

 

[Dr Dave]

I hope the Easter bees don't show up…

 

[Loktar]

I hope the Easter bees don't show up…

Nah, it's gonna be the Easter murder hornets.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those only reside in dreadlocks!

 

[The Question]

That's how they murder you. With reggae.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

Happy Easter!

 

[Cassie]

I forgot to tell you that the bees are back. IT'S TOO LATE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CLEARLY THIS WAS THE NEPHEW OF BENfkdl;jffjk

 

[Mirah]

I am annoyed when people say, "He has risen" and then the usual response is "He is risen indeed" I CAN'T HANDLE THE RESPONSE!!!!!!!!