HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WACKSTER FROM ME!1

[Mentalist]

You're 25 today and Garret Wang is still unemployed.

 

[EnglishRose]

Happy Birthday Wacky

 

[Harkley]

Happy Birthday!

I'm gunna get ALL MY FRIENDS wasted in your and another friend's honour.

 

[Neil]

BIRTHDAY SPAM SMELL-A-BRATION AND CELERY STALKS!

(Happy B-day, Wacky!)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Happy Birthday my Scottish brother from another mother!

 

[curiousa2z]

Happy Birthday Captain Wacky.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Happy happy day!!! If you lived in the States you could rent a car now!

Much vague internet love, my friend. Much vague internet love for you this day.

 

[Caitriona]

**puts on her Clan Munro kilt and does A Scottish "happy dance" for CaptainWacky**


Happy Birthday Wacky!!!!!

:bigass:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I TOAST YOU ON THIS COMMEMORATION OF THE DAY YOU AND YOUR PLACENTA FIRST ENTERED OUR PLANET. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO RAPE!

RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!

(There's some correctly-spelled spares in case you run out one day)

 

[Lilith]

Happy birthday!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm so glad to share my birthday with Michael Barrymore.

 

[Seph]

i dont post too often these days but i always have time too say happy b-day to the mighty wackster........



so happy b-day mighty wackster

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU'VE MADE MY YEAR.

 

[Shatna]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who are you talking to?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMG SHATNA GETS GHEYER AS HE GETS DRUNKER LIKE ALL MEN

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm sober as a bell and I'm half ghey, where's your hypothesis now, bitch!?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sober as a homo and I'm 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% catrape so FJALKSb.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CATRAPE = PUSSYHHOUND? OH NOES™

 

[CaptainWacky]

TWINKS LOL