Happy birthday MENTALIST!

[Volpone]

If I was presented with a time machine I'd think about going back to first century Judea to check what ACTUALLY happened, and I'd think about Ancient Egypt and maybe the Jurassic period, but really I'd crash out and go back to meet the British Bulldog and get absolutely blitzed on dangerous medication for the craic of it.

Why: BECAUSE IM BIZARRE..

I'd just hang out in malls in the '80s and '90s.

 

[Loktar]

I'd just hang out in malls in the '80s and '90s.

I'd buy lots of stock in big companies like Microsoft and Apple.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

I'd go to a bookies and make a bet on 9/11

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd start the Wacky Hot One Hundred ten years earlier.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would have not quit piano lessons in the second grade.

 

[Dr Dave]

Top 5 Mentalist Fun facts!

1) Mentalist won a law suite against the tv show The Mentalist, but due to poor legal help only won $55, a pack of crisps, and one pound of coffee from New Jersey.

2) Mentalist once ate 12lbs of fancy feast thinking it was in fact fancy.

3) Mentalist likes llamas.

4) Mentalist is one of 5 people that Dr Dave's strong duck likes.

5) Mentalist knows what Eggs did last summer, but signed a NDA, so we will never know,