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Happy birthday Easter bunny!!

Cassie

Cassie

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I'll be eating you in chocolate effigy!!
 
I just want to rip his head off and make a keychain out of him!!!!!
 
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE
 
THEN THE EASTER BUNNY LOOKED TO THE HEAVENS AND SAID "WHY HAST THOU FORESAKEN ME, FATHER" BUT THE LORD SAID ONTO HIM "I HAVEN'T, LOOKG IN YOUR FRIDGE!" AND THE BUNNY DID SO AND FOUNDETH THAT ALL HIS EGGS HAD TURN TO EGGS OF PUREST CHOCLATE!
 
AND HE ALSO FOUND PEANUT BUTTER TO GO WITH THE CHOCOLATE EGGS

AND THEN GOD SAID'''LET THEM EAT REESES PIECES'''
 
I hath overdosed on chocolate eggs.
 
No chocolate bunnies or eggs for me.:(

I did have a chocolate creme pie though.:)
 
Shouldn't this be titled,
"Happy birthday, Death of Jesus!"
 
NO, it's the Easter Bunny's birthday. Jesus died on Halloween.
 
I'd like to eat Reese's pieces.

(I haven't made a reference to Justin Berfield in a while...)
 
I had a creme egg.
 
Well it wouldn't be "Happy Birthday Death of Jesus" anyway 'cause Jesus didn't die on the Easter Bunny's birthday JAYSUS WAS RISEN, YAYASSSSS! Praise God!

The bunny hath delivered unto me a Rocky Road chocolate egg from See's Candies as well as a half pound of my favorite candies from See's aaaaannnndddd ummmmmm oh, some non-paril jellies also from See's...Seriously, See's is good, they're only in the west but you can order some online.

So all that See's and all I've eaten is Reese's Pieces Eggs. They're good.
 
I ate a chocolate bunny for breakfast.
 
I saw a cow.
 
I ate a live bunny for breakfast......with maple syrup.
 
AND THE BUNNY DID CURSE GOD FOR TURNING THE EGGS TO CHOCOLATE - PRONOUNCING IT THE HARDEST BATCH OF KIDS TO HATCH YET!!! HE'S A MAMMAL, YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LAY EGGS WHEN YOU'RE A MAMMAL? AND A DUDE?
 
I got Cadburry's Mini Eggz, all is well :D
 
Aftermath of the Easter Day Massacre:

* pink, purple, gold, and pastel blue foils from the usual hiding places; found the tip of a bunny ear by the TV....*
 
Does the Easter Bunny cease to exist if we stop believing in it?
 
Much like Santa Claus, YES!
 
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