Guys:So The Asteroid Hits Earth...

[Mirah]

Dame Edna is cute.
Not really.
I'm not a man!

 

[CaptainWacky]

CRIKEY, ME TITS JUST FELL OFF, CALL MATRON.

 

[whisky]

Yub, did you consider, that maybe, just possibly, Gagh and most of the UK population might have known Dame Edna was a man, and in fact, that was the whole gist of the joke?

 

[Gagh]

Yes, I am a filthy genderist and yes, the good dame has a penis. I'd suggest other dames like Maggie Smith or Judi Dench, but they are obviously bonable even in their current grandma phases.

YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? ALL THESE YEARS I NEVER KNEW.

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]WgOIEGz7o_s[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU STUPID WOMAN, THE FALLEN MADONNA WITH THE BIG BOOBIES, GOOD MOANING, I SHALL SAY THIS ONLY ONCE!

 

[Yub]

YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? ALL THESE YEARS I NEVER KNEW.

GOOD. NOW YOU KNOW. GOOD JOB.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU DIRTY OLD MAN!

 

[headvoid]

I was always confused by Tina Turner from the 90's - you know, if you were drunk, a little lonely - would you?

 

[curiousa2z]

those thighs would crush you!

 

[Cassie]

THUNDERDOME!

 

[whisky]

Tina Turner from the 90s, or Tina Turner in her 90s?

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about the one from Police Academy with the annoying voice.

 

[Gagh]

He's got a new job as Bjork's backing singer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about Fearne Cotton who we're all supposed to pretend is ugly even though she's actually good looking?

 

[Gagh]

What about Fearne Cotton who we're all supposed to pretend is ugly even though she's actually good looking?

Because the minute she starts speaking, everything is ruined.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"The asteroid hitting Earth is AMAZING!"
"SURE IS, POSSUM, NOW GET BACK ON MY COCK."

(It's Fearne Cotton and Dame Edna!)

 

[Gagh]

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[CaptainWacky]

RIKISHI BRINGING IN THE END OF THE WORLD WITH A DANCE, BAH GAWD HE RAN OVER AUSTIN BUT HE SURE CAN MOVE!