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Goodnight MFers!

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I love each and every one of you.

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE. yOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY.


Sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide. I wanna hold you til I die, til we both break down and cry. I want to hold you til the fear in me subsides.


I recently started using "til" instead of "till" when shortening the word until. I'm not sure if I'm using it properly. There aren't to l's in until. These are just a few of the important things I think about.


this is almost a thing of the day, but I probably won't do it again for 3 years.

(sorry to the MFers I have had words with today. I love you moar.)
 
we most assuredly love you back. actually, i probably don't need to say that, there's a dual called "I Love Cassie" for heavens sake.

let's just take it as read that you're badass and we all want to make the sex with you (even tisi).
 
Hi Cassie!

Got any 3's?
 
ive just got 10s and 20s.
 
I've got a $1 rolled up to snort some blow off a male escort's ass.
 
I started doing the "til" thing recently too. "Till" is a completely different word. Only took a quarter of a century for me to realise that. I'm doing pretty well at this learning malarkey.
 
WAS CASSIE ON A DRUNKEN POSTING SPREE AND I MISSED IT? :(
 
If I had reliable internet at home, oh...the drunk posts I could have given y'all Monday night. Forgot I had taken a couple of benadryl then we downed some vodka. Was G O N E. And I love looking back at my text messages and trying to figure out what the hell was I was trying to say.

BAck on Topic, though! Cassie, what kind of cow did you have? The California Cheese kind?
 
THE HONKING KIND.
 
Send his ass to Wisconsin.
 
NGIHT CASSIEE!!!!!!!!!11111
 
LET'S ALL GET IN OUR PAJAMAS! HOW MANY OF US SLEEP NAKED? EH?
 
Send his ass to Wisconsin.

I don't think Wisconsin needs more cows.
 
[insert joke about moar cowbell]
 
LET'S ALL GET IN OUR PAJAMAS! HOW MANY OF US SLEEP NAKED? EH?

*raises hand*
 
free as a bird, naked always,.
 
Too cold to sleep naked.
 
That's why you sleep with someone else who is naked. DUH
 
Now I feel bad inside.

THANKS
 
You're welcome.
 
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