Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Going to the fair tonight

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
CORNDOGS, WOOHOOOOOO!!!

(also, I won't be in the chat. I LOVE YOU ALL AND GOODNIGHT)
 
EAT SOME COTTON CANDY AND THINK OF US
 
EAT SOME FRIED DOUGH AND THINK OF ME LOL.
 
PIZZA FRITE! (that's fried dough with sauce and parmesan cheese sprinkled on it)

AND RIDE THE SCRAMBLER!
 
Have fun.

Don't um... toss eggs from the ferris wheel.
 
KICK A MIDGET FOR US.
 
I saw the WORLD'S largest horse! Strangely the world's largest horse did NOT have the world's largest horse DONG.

(probably not the biggest horse in the world, but it was fuckdamn big)
 
OMG PICS PLZ.
 
She won't answer questions like that. The girl has some boundaries FBI.
 
I have no idea what you're talking about.
 
I am mentioning your name to Darth Bieber for that one.
 
DISREGARD THE HORSE COCK BEHIND THE CURTAIN, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
 
Was it bigger than two horses?
 
Was it bigger than Vernon Kay?
 
THE DONG? probably.
 
THE DONG? probably.

:behindsofa:
 
Was it a talking horse?
 
[YOUTUBE]y_PZPpWTRTU[/YOUTUBE]
 
[YOUTUBE]_KXf3kwjKQ0[/YOUTUBE]
 
In theory, do you already have a jar big enough to house the horse dong? Or would you have to make a special order?
 
Back
Top