Giant testicles to be banned

[CaptainWacky]

Anyone with GIANT TESTICLES will need to report to a TESTICLE REMOVAL CENTRE imediately under penalty of ENYA.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOTTA GO

 

[CaptainWacky]

You're working at a testicle removal centre!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No but apparently I'll have to report to one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO WILL TEST

 

[Cassie]

What're they gonna do with all those loose TESTICLES?

 

[LomiMonet]

Quizno's newest taste sensation? Italian Herb Testicle Sandwich!

 

[Cassie]

mm mmm mm mm Quiznos?

 

[I am Dan Brown]

Testing Times - the title of my new book detailing the plot to eunichise the world population.

 

[Cassie]

Mountain oysters?!

 

[Mentalist]

YOU'll SURE NNED SOME GOOD OL' JR APPROVED TESTICULAR FORTITUDE TO DO WHATEVER IT IS ANYONE SUGGESTS DOING I don't Care you fucksjl;s

 

[LomiMonet]

Whatsa' "eunichise"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TIME KEEPS GOING BY

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TIMES KEEPS ON SLIPPIN SLIPPIN SLIPPIN INTO THE FUTURE

I WANNA FRY LIKE A BEAGLE TO THE TEATS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Time ends when you die and not before.

 

[The Harlot]

Anyone with GIANT TESTICLES will need to report to a TESTICLE REMOVAL CENTRE imediately under penalty of ENYA.

You don't like Enya?

 

[headvoid]

Enya was played to Wacky in the Womb for hours and hours and hours at a time. This has led to an irrational fear of short black haired Irish Crooners and a love of whales (he thinks they are the second coming)

Enya also has problems forming real words with her mouth due to a genetic condition. This is why she sings like "Mmmuuruuruuuuuggghhhhhhasdsadjj" words

 

[CaptainWacky]

I liked that the map screen music on Yoshi's Island sounded like an Enya song.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOSHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My copy of Mario Tennis had all the secrets unlocked when I bought it FOR SOME REASON so I erased the saved data to do it all properly.