GIANT SPIDER

[Cassie]

OMG a giant spider just crawled up the wall next to me. NOW IT'S WATCHING ME!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

omg omg omg


NOT. A. GIANT. STARING. SPIDER.


*screams, runs out of thread*

 

[Cassie]

omgomg omgomjgomg it's marching back and forth in front of me.. I just caught it trying to sneak down the lamp cord.. OMG IT'S NEAR ME!!!!! HIDING BEHIND A PICTURE.. I'M NOT KIDDING.

 

[Gagh]

Get it with your HEAT VISION, Lana!

 

[curiousa2z]

Cassie what are you waiting for??


FLEE!

 

[Cassie]

Just when I think it's gone away it pops up on the other side of my desk. I think it wants a coconut brownie and a glass of milk.

 

[Dr Dave]

Get yer Gun!

 

[curiousa2z]

but be careful of the desk!!!

(in case it's an antique. is it? )

 

[Cassie]

No, not an antique. I don't want to shoot my spam connection, the spider may be counting on that for it's protection.

THE SPIDER HAS GONE INTO STEALTH MODE. Which means the giant bugger will turn up just when I forget and scare the shit out of me.

 

[whisky]

Just get some toilet paper and crush it

 

[Cassie]

You just don't understand how big it is.. at least as big as my hand. OMG my scalp just tingled thinking about it.

 

[Gagh]

GET A CHAIN GUN, KNUCKLE-DUSTERS, KATANA, BROAD-SWORD, SHURIKAN, NUNCHUKAS, SAI, KRIS & CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS THEN GO TO WORK ON THAT HAIRY FREAK.

 

[whisky]

Ok, use your shoe.

 

[Cassie]

YOU USE YOUR SHOE!!!

It's a ninja spider, sneaky, and devious. Sometimes they chase you. If you kill one their friends will get you while you sleep.

 

[Ishcabittle]

DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT, MARY ANNE! DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!

 

[whisky]

Do you have any darts?

Granted you will have a hole in your wall and it might wriggle around impaled on the dart hissing angrily till it eventually dies, but at least it cant get you.

 

[Cassie]

If it would come down onto the ground, I could sic my dog on it. She likes to eat bugs.

 

[whisky]

Can you not just lift your dog up so that it and the spider are at the same height?

 

[Cassie]

LOL.. that would require me to get near it without peeing my pants. I am not normally that scared of spiders and I like to look at them when they're in their webs, but this one doesn't have a web. IT'S GONE ANYWAY.

 

[whisky]

If it comes back theres always the long attachment tube on the vacume cleaner.