getting to know your inner monkey

[CheekyMonkey]

hello all.

i am relatively new to this message board stuff. i managed to get banned at another board after having only been a member there for a few months. i was repeatedly called a lunatic, a liar, a troll, blah blah blah.

so i thought this might be a good place for me.

as it turns out, i sorta miss posting... the witty banter, the harmless online flirting, the outright abuse from other members who think themselves clever......

anyhoooooo.... maybe, if i'm a very naughty monkey, i can piss off enough people over the course of the next few months and i can get myself banned here, too!

cheers!

 

[speck]

That's actually quite hard.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

That's actually quite hard.

yay.

hey! don't I know you from that other board????

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Hey. Are you that Turdforge tramp?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Oh, and if you are, welcome. We here are evil, you know.

 

[speck]

yay.

hey! don't I know you from that other board????

I only post here, WF and Shatered corpse.

 

[Markb]

Well, this could get interesting.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

Assuming she actually sticks around.

 

[Markb]

True.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Funny, CheekyMonkey always used to know how to capitalize all her letters, and did so always.

She also didn't sound suspiciously British. Hmmmmmm.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Doubt it, Kira...GE never posted like that either.

I call trollish shenanigans!!

 

[CheekyMonkey]

i have some questions...

so, i can't post anywhere but here and one other forum?

and i can't send a private message?

well, how long does that last?

what are shouts?

is there some sort of introductory thread that tells me about this stuff?

why could this get interesting?

so what if i don't capitalize letters? maybe i'm protesting capital letters because they are uppity, power-hungry bastards that are always starting something..... like sentences, and proper nouns, and first-person singular statements. fuck them!

why does tamar care who i am?
"cheekymonkey" is just a username..... not copyrighted.... and not personal information, or anything (unless anonymous internet usernames are considered "personal information" here, as they are at another shitty little bbs that shall remain nameless)

why wouldn't i stick around? i would have stuck around at the other place but they friggin' banned me. i doubt i'll be allowed back. you people might be stuck with me.

if i can't piss people off, then what the hell fun is that??????

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Nope. Not her.

Have fun dual...LOL!!

 

[speck]

Get your post count up to get "benefits".

 

[CheekyMonkey]

yay. i'm a dual.

because tamar says it, it must be so.

just like because tamar says i posted personal information, then it must be so. when all i did was post a story from my own life on an internet board, without even mentioning anybody's username, let alone a real name, address, ip address, phone number, medical information, any such information about a family member, or anything that could remotely be traced back to any actual, real life person by someone reading the post.

good one, tamar.

i'll be working on my post count.

thanks for the tip, speck.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

If anyone knows personal information, it's me.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

well, tamar, i can think of at least one thing you didn't know until i told you.

or has that little thing about elwood slipped your mind?

 

[Anna]

hello all.

i am relatively new to this message board stuff. i managed to get banned at another board after having only been a member there for a few months. i was repeatedly called a lunatic, a liar, a troll, blah blah blah.

Uh-huh.

 

[CheekyMonkey]

well, i wasn't really crying about it. but i see you haven't lost your talent for running what could have been a perfectly good joke into the ground.

what is that? the 4th or 5th time you've used that tiny violin picture instead of formulating an actual sentence?

get some new material, lou.

by the way, i've missed you..... you're one of those people i mentioned..... you know, the ones that "think themselves clever"

 

[The Listkeeper]

Ohmygawd. She's telling everyone Elwood's thing is dainty.