Gems from Twitter

[Mirah]

I am that moth

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SEEN

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Mirah]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

^ Me trying to find a job in radio right out of college...

 

[jack]

Testimony from the defamation trial.

 

[Mirah]

I mean sometimes I accidently quote shakespeare when I am on trial.

Such as this:

“Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head; and this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in every thing.”

 

[Dr Dave]

Pretty sure that's a sign of possession…

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mirah]

How has any baby ever survived before this?

 

[Dr Dave]