Gems from Twitter

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

The tree had it coming.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Show me on the tree where the pig and the raccoon touched you..."

 

[Mirah]

I kept thinking she should be wearing eye protection. Oh my gosh she could have gotten a sliver in her eye.

Also in 20 years she may be on survivor and she will use this video as proof that she can help to make shelters.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

This is not the gem from Twitter, the comments are.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Mirah]

I am about to go read the comments on the wife shoveling snow. I bet the first one will be "Why didn' t you shovel it for her!"

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Mirah]

I want to live in this world where I can make up answers like that!

Oh wait, I do.
I can.
I will!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

Whose definition of heaven tho. I would be scared to go through that gate. Where is that?!?!

 

[Dr Dave]