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Geek Squad guy and his lazy eye
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Lord Waffles
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The Geek Squad dude gave me a shirt when he came to my house.His eyes were normal though.I have a bad habit of laughing when I see those people that have what I call "Columbo eye syndrome".
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I called the Geek Squad and I was all, "I need to know if you can find and print out the date something was written from my memory." And he was like, "Uh, they only do that on CSI." And I was all,"And you call yourself a geek? You're just a plain old nerd." It was a perfect prank call but sadly it was a real conversation.
The dvd drive died, and my 3yr in home service plan expires in 4 days. ANYWAY now I can watch 300 on my computer NO NOT SO I CAN DROOL OVER THE HOT MANFLESH! IT'S ARTISTIC AND SHIT!!!
What's funny is, I knew the dvd thingy was toast when I called in and the guy, I'm sure he was in India, made me do all kinds of stupid shit from deleting the cookies to defragmenting the hard drive.. I was all "really? You want me to defragment the hard drive? and that will fix the dvd player?" He lied and said it would in his Apu voice.
I knew he was full of shit, but I think they have to try something over the phone before they send someone out.
OH and the Geek Squad guy was really big and tall, and when he got out of that little cute Geek Squad Volkswagen I almost fell out laughing.
What's funny is, I knew the dvd thingy was toast when I called in and the guy, I'm sure he was in India, made me do all kinds of stupid shit from deleting the cookies to defragmenting the hard drive.. I was all "really? You want me to defragment the hard drive? and that will fix the dvd player?" He lied and said it would in his Apu voice.
I knew he was full of shit, but I think they have to try something over the phone before they send someone out. OH and the Geek Squad guy was really big and tall, and when he got out of that little cute Geek Squad Volkswagen I almost fell out laughing.
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
FUCK THE SKULL HOLE, CASSIE!!!
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
USE A CANE OR PENCIL OR SOMETHIN', WHERE'S THAT FAMOUS FLORIDA IMAGINATION?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The Geek squad laughed at me.
Lord Waffles
New member
I am laughing at you.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I heard one of those Geek Squad guys raped a lady once...
BE CAREFUL!
BE CAREFUL!
Dr Dave said:
That is true, but I'm not the one thinking about sex with them all the time.
A Geek Squad guy got into some troubles for watching a lady take a shower while he was supposed to be working on her computer. What I want to know is: What the hell was she thinking, running off to get a shower while a stranger was apparently alone in the house with her? That's just stupid. I don't even go pee if a repair person is here.