DEATH AND INTRIGUE! ( now actually finished book 2 so I am fast forwarding
King killed by a boar, SPOT THE BASTARDS
Kings Council all crooked as a member of Enron's board.
Lots of pace, Catelyn's journey there and back, her stupid sister and her brat
MAKE HIM FLY MUMMY!
Tyrion still the best there is (he even has a friend called SHAGGA)
Battle scenes, getting to know the geography
HOUSE OF FREY (and about 76 other lords to remember)
HE SPILLS THE SEED ON HER STOMACH (Cersei still likes her young men)
Crowned with MOLTEN GOLD
Dany gives birth to dragons and breast feeds them (SNAP!)
Magic and sorcery (Do you ever have dark thoughts?)
Arya has three wishes to kill
Kings Landing battle, Tyrion survives (JUST) and the chain is revealed
JON SNOW in the north, Joins the rebels, kills his friend (It's a bit harsh!)
Theon Gayboy tries to save his skin, all a bit messy
OVERALL
No-one is having a really good time of it are they? Even the feasts are spiked with possible dismemberment and poison. I am thoroughly hooked, but there is the thought in the back of the mind that anything bad that could happen, does happen.
Could one of them have his testicles removed by a dragon? Probably
Could a key female character be raped repeatedly and senselessly by a Direwolf? Probably
BOOK 3 Part 1 IN THE POST NOW
