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Fun Facts about Mentalist

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His original name was going to be MetalLust, due to his love for polished brass door knobs.
 
UKIP former leader Nigel Farage is my cousin.
 
He's only seen Ghostbusters 2 but never Ghostbusters and refuses to watch it as "it would probably be less fun."
 
Mentalist once ate 99 beef tacos. Then vomited them in a baby stroller.
 
I STRONGLY believe hate cleric Abu Quatada should be given free mars bars for life.
 
Mentalist is competing in the current season of RuPaul's Drag Race under the name Tofutti Arsenal.
 
Mentalist created Scarlett Johansson out of some old Coke cans as a "credible alternative to Natalie Portman" when he was planning to lock Natalie in a box to "power a spaceship" and was worried the world would miss her.
 
Mentalist is 90% ants and the rest is hair gel.
 
Mentalist is the permanent Phone-A-Friend for all contestants on every production of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire around the world.
 
Mentalist refuses to answer questions about his feelings on hats for bats.
 
I'll never hassle Mentalist into posting again.
 
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