Freestyle NCIS Thread! WHOO BONC!

[The Question]

Agents Gibbs, DiNozzo and McGee and Officer David are sitting at their desks in MTAC when Director Shephard walks in and rips off her blouse.

DiNozzo: WHOA!

McGee: Uh...

David: Nice!

Gibbs: *doesn't say anything, just looks*

Director Shephard: Well? Don't you have something to say, Jethro?

Gibbs: About what, Director?

Just then, Abby and Ducky step out of the elevator.

Ducky: Oh, my...

Abby: Nice!

Director Shephard: About my AMAZING TITS OMGLOL?!

DiNozzo: Well, I'd hit it.

David: I have to agree.

McGee: Uh, yeah... I think I'd... yeah, me too.

Abby: Is there room for four? 'Cause I'm up for it!

Ducky: If you'll only bend over, Madam Director, I would be honored to shag you rotten.

Gibbs: *gets up* I'm goin' for coffee.

Director Shephard: Fuck! *sigh* *waits until the elevator doors close with Gibbs behind them.* Okay everybody, bust out the booze! Ladies, get those tits out! GIBBS IS GONE, AND WE 'BOUTS TO PARRRRR-TAY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't get any of it but GOOD JOB!

 

[Blindgroping]

Meanwhile, in another neck of the woods, a neck is discovered in the woods.
Oddly, cleanly cut with coffee stains on the bag it was in.

 

[The Question]

I don't get any of it but GOOD JOB!

Oops, sorry 'bout that.

MTAC = Multiple Threat Assessment Center.

Get it now?

 

[Ishcabittle]

NCIS?

 

[The Question]

Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Federal agency tasked with investigating crimes involving USN and USMC personnel.

Also, probably the best show on television. Like, pretty much ever.

 

[Ishcabittle]

The best? That subjective, innit? Meh, I'm splittin' hairs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I never watched those CBS "initial" shows. They smell like old people.

JAGCSINCISOMGBBQFARK

 

[The Question]

^^You'd like NCIS. Know why?

'Cause OMG GIBBS DRINKS COFFEE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT IS HE A HAZELNUT????

 

[The Question]

No, man. Gibbs drinks undiluted high-test. Hardcore, yo! Hardcore...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bet he drinks Monster with a straw to get that extra special buzz.

 

[The Question]

No, no, no. You're missing the point entirely. It's more toward the corner of your desk. Yeah. That sharp thing. Now I know it'll be hard to overcome the reflex to stop at the last second, but I promise there's candy in your eye. You'll see. Go ahead.*

*that's what I'd say to a little kid if I caught one putting its pasty little fingers all over my computer.*



*not really, I just thought it would be fun to say that.

 

[Lilith]

 

[Mandi]

House is better:devious:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I watched one ep. I hate Brits with bad fake American accents. Just ruins it for me. It's worse than suffering thru Gwyneth Paltrow's endless attempts to go Limey.

 

[Blindgroping]

House is better:devious:

Is that a reality show?

I like Top Chef.

 

[The Question]

Reality television is a completely different animal from dramatic television. In reality television, the characters are boring and dramatic elements agonizingly mundane. If I wanted to watch someone gnash their teeth and rend their vestments over which of their roommates is sleeping with which of their other roommates, I'd visit a college dormitory, not foul my television.

 

[The Question]

Meanwhile, someone said, "Meanwhile..."

And then Gibbs smacked that person upside the back of the head.

 

[The Question]

THE MYSTERY OF DIRECTOR SHEPHARD'S SHOCKINGLY TASTY BEWBAGE!!!