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Laker_Girl

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I'm 35 weeks and HUGE...I'm so incredibly ready to have this baby it's not even funny.

I had my baby shower a couple of weekends ago so I have all the shit now and I'm ready to roll. Plus my brothers finished painting and decorating my lil' baby's room and it is SUPER AWESOME so now I seriously can't wait, it's way too exciting. Plus I'd really, really, really, really, really, really, like to sleep on my stomach and not spend most of my day keeping my hands from going numb.

Let's say 3 weeks, shall we?
 
BABIES ARE DELICIOUS

But not right after they come out, I wouldn't want to eat one then.

Okay they are not delicious at all so I would not eat one...
 
4.5 weeks!
 
Good luck on a amooth landing!

Although won't your boobs be so big and swollen from breastfeeding the first year that it might still be difficult to sleep on your stomach?
 
$5 on six weeks!
 
Enjoy this time because you won't get any sleep at all after the baby is born.
 
Dual said:
$5 on six weeks!
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1.5 weeks.
 
Don't guess low Loktar, come on man.
 
Dr Dave said:
Don't guess low Loktar, come on man.
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Why not. Sounds like it could pop out any day now.

Just for that, I'm going lower.....$5 on Wednesday(5/26/2010....3:33 AM)!
 
I was born at 37 weeks, but I was the sixth child. I believe the wive's tale is that first babies take longer, and additional kids come quicker.

But I'll say 37 weeks, 2 days. ;)
 
Perineum.

A word you will come to know well.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I was born at 37 weeks, but I was the sixth child. I believe the wive's tale is that first babies take longer, and additional kids come quicker.

But I'll say 37 weeks, 2 days. ;)
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35 weeks, 3 days. (Wednesday, May 26th, 3:33 AM)
 
She's really not due for another FIVE weeks, but I'm saying 2 weeks early, so three weeks from now. If it goes the full 40 weeks, the baby will be over 10 pounds. I make 'em big, I tells ya. My first son was close to 9 pounds and he was 2 weeks early.
 
She's making it nimrod, you're just the fucking sperm donor, get real.

Good luck, Laura...hope everything goes smooth.
 
The baby will refuse to be born in a Democratic presidency. I predict 2012 unless Obama's health car reform takes hold, in which case the baby will be born ready for high school.
 
Baby's doing so well inside of me I'm worried it might be six more weeks and I can't take it I tells ya! My bones must be spreading because my crotch hurts, like I've been riding a bike without a padded seat (TMI?) and my sciatic nerve is killing me.

Oh and I'd take an hour of sleep on my tummy over two hours on my side any day...I only sleep two hours at a time now so I'm getting prepared for the frequent feedings.

I really shouldn't complain because things could have gone so wrong for so many reasons and I've had an incredibly normal and healthy pregnancy but good GOD, this gets old. Five more weeks of this sounds way worse than labor and delivery.

Oh and I don't want to have baby any earlier than 37 weeks, if I do he'll have to stay at the hospital for a week or more without me and I can't have that. Baby MUST leave with mommy or mommy will have a nervous breakdown.
 
My kiddo was almost a month late before my doc forced delivery. Labor = 15 minutes. Of course, cramming a day or two of labor pains into 15 minutes is extremely painful - but, at least it was over pretty quick.

My dad was an insomniac way back then. Several nights a week he would come over around midnight and take over the feeding, diapering, rocking and such until around 4 a.m. so I could sleep a little more than a couple of hours at a time.

This is excitement time though. Checking lists, looking at clothes you think now are too small but then will look so big. Looking forward to counting fingers and toes, washing hair and shoes. Not a whole lot is cooler than baby shoes.
 
Well, when I DO finally waddle my big ass upstairs every night I peek in the baby's room and smile, I can't wait to see his sweet little face and to hear his little squeaks.

I have known I was pregnant since I was just 5 weeks, knowing early makes for an incredibly LONG pregnancy. While things didn't seem so bad after the first 10 weeks and I could hardly believe I'd feel like this, I WANT THIS BABY OUT!!!

Shit hurts, my back, my hands, my arms, my crotch, and I'm sure it's worse because I'm older too. I love my son and his ability to grow big and healthy inside me and it's super cool that I made a person from scratch but again, he's got to come out...I'm tired.
 
I don't know what school system you went to, but it wasn't scratching made that baby. It was the nude wrestling.

My mother used to say babies were a pain in the tummy for nine months, then a pain in the ass for twenty years.
 
One egg and a bunch of batter=BABY MADE FROM SCRATCH!!

I didn't get one of those ready made ones from China, you know the ones that contain lead.
 
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