for the attention of whiskey...

[Seph]

i caught a conversation u may like to read in chat last night enjoy.

<Fuddlemiff>: oh noes
<Fuddlemiff>: what should my last acts as admin be?
<RSA>: the wonders of modern teechnology
<RSA>: technology, even
<Fuddlemiff>: delete nyne?
<Sephy>: i like teechnology better
<Fuddlemiff>: turn yub into a duck?
<RSA>: destroy joffre
<Sephy>: what from a dick? its only 1 letter i think we can do it
<Dr_Dave>: Don't delete nyne
<RSA>: he eats cake
<RSA>: that motherfucker
<Sephy>: 1 reason y
<CAPTAINWACKY>: delete WackScream
<Sephy>: yes
<Dr_Dave>: Do something to Rich
<Fuddlemiff>: hmm.
<RSA>: bring back Chib Rich's Son
<Fuddlemiff>: change rich's location to PC WORLD, maybe
<RSA>: lol
<Fuddlemiff>: lol
<RSA>:
<Dr_Dave>: put his title to Diall 999 for asshat
<Sephy>: back ofgf rich
<CAPTAINWACKY>: fucking kill him
<RSA>: YEAH
<Sephy>: i have note padded this convosation for rich
<CAPTAINWACKY>: lol
<RSA>: rich
<RSA>: more like...
<CAPTAINWACKY>: I was only joking
<RSA>: "BITCH"
<RSA>: tell him i said that
<Sephy>: i wil
<CAPTAINWACKY>: tell him I said "FUCK SHIT CHICKENS"

 

[FBI parte due]

BOOT TO FUCKIN' TOOT, YOU CUNTS

THE GAME IS ON

 

[Seph]

<CAPTAINWACKY>: did you get everyone int he chat's permission to post that?
<CAPTAINWACKY>: it's a private chat
<Sephy>: no its not private
<Sephy>: its public
<Sephy>: u berk

 

[Seph]

<CAPTAINWACKY>: I'll delete it if anyone requests (I don't care though)
<RSA>: now rich is going to know we think he's silly
<RSA>:
<Dr_Dave>: Um your not susposed to post shit like that w/out permission
<Dr_Dave>: We do think he's silly
<Sephy>: oh well
<Dr_Dave>: Do whatever Wacky
<Sephy>: i will just repost it
<CAPTAINWACKY>: OH MISTER NON-COMMITAL

 

[Seph]

RSA= FBI

 

[Dr Dave]

The game is a TOOT

 

[Seph]

yes quite...

 

[FBI parte due]

<Sephy>: i don't actually hate yub
<Sephy>: i dream of his sweet furry ewok ass nightly
<ishcabittle>: brb, gonna "walk the dog".
<Dr_Dave>: Rich, that means ish plans to jerk it

 

[Dr Dave]

You've gone round the bend there Seph.

 

[CaptainWacky]

<Sephy> fuck shit cunt gash
<wolf'stunnah'> I agree

 

[Seph]

You've gone round the bend there Seph.

its happened before

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm going to make a poll on Lonaf to decide what my last act shall be.

More suggestions:

-Switch Loktar and Yub's usernames, sigs and avs.
-Replace all the avatars with photos of evil dictators.
-Make every thread redirect to a slideshow by THE SAUSAGEMAN about how we're destroying the environment.
-Change the logo and skin to suggest that LONAF is a Thomas the Tank Engine fansite.
-Edit the rules to forbid clothing while reading the boards.
-Make everyone's sessions set to invisible so on the "Who's Online" section it appears that every member has deserted the board overnight.
-Change the 'new post' sound effect on the shoutbox to Cassie's goat noise.

 

[Dr Dave]

Those are all good ideas, I'm not sure what one to vote for.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think you actually can fucking kill people over LONAF anyway.

 

[FBI parte due]

I like the Thomas the Tank Engine one the best, closely followed by the Cassie one.

 

[Dr Dave]

Waite...

Lonaf isn't a Thomas the Tank Engine fan site?

 

[Seph]

Switch Loktar and Yub's usernames, sigs and avs.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I reckon that's the best one because they'll keep seeing their own posts, but think that the other one has views they agree with. So they'll stop bickering at last.

Or they'll think the other guy is playing copycat and hate eachother even more.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I wouldn't notice any of these.

-Switch Loktar and Yub's usernames, sigs and avs.
-Make every thread redirect to a slideshow by THE SAUSAGEMAN about how we're destroying the environment.
-Edit the rules to forbid clothing while reading the boards.

 

[Dr Dave]

Probably the latter.