EVIL FAIRIES FIGHT PEADOPHILES!

[The Tomtrek]

This week on Torchwood.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sounds like MJ is beating himself up

 

[Ishcabittle]

That would have been BLEACHED FARIES FIGHT SIMILARLY BLEACHED PEDOPHILES, IMHO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gwen snogs the asian girl just because she has to snog someone inapprorpriate every week.

 

[Gagh]

DANIEL CRAIG TO KILL JOHN BARROWMAN AND TAKE OVER THE ROLE OF CAPTAIN JACK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND REFUSE TO "GAY IT UP" AND INSTEAD STAB JOHN LESLIE IN THE NECK?

 

[headvoid]

John Leslie could be just what this programme needs. He fist well with the cheesy "odd sex" theme.

Was there a lesbian kiss? I had decided to alphabetically arrange my collection of cardboard boxes so didn't manage to watch all of it.

 

[whisky]

2nd episode, gap tooth and alien host nympho

 

[headvoid]

Aaaah so no gay sex reference this episode?

I did see some granny sex refered to. or am i searching too hard?

 

[whisky]

There was no kisses, but people were fisted to death.

Plus there was a peado and an abusive stepfather.

 

[headvoid]

We really need to stop talking about this shit, I feel responsible for our American friends downloading it and then hating us for wasting their time.

(the fisting was funny though - especially when you look at my John Leslie typo above)

 

[whisky]

They deserve Torchwood for giving us Maddona

 

[headvoid]

YAY Torchwood is so fantastic. The special effects, the acting. I'm gripped I tell you.

 

[Cassie]

But, but.. we also gave you the Hoff! You guys love the Hoff don't you?

 

[Loktar]

But, but.. we also gave you the Hoff! You guys love the Hoff don't you?

I loved K.I.T.T. more.

 

[Ishcabittle]

"michael, ghey robot cars need love too, michael"

 

[CaptainWacky]

KITT WAS A SLUT!!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The Germans are most thankful for the Hoff. I mean, he DID single handedly break down the Berlin Wall with his bare fists.

Meanwhile, Jack did put his hand on Ianto's shoulder for a long time. That was quite an invasion of the guy's personal space, although considering he saw his girlfriend turn into a robot, get attacked by a pterodactyl and perform brain surgery on herself last week, it probably didn't seem a very big deal.

I'm glad the Jack/Granny action was eventually cut from the episode.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did they ever find the dead Jap Ianto's bird killed?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AMERICA NEEDS MORE NAKED JOHN BARROWMAN!