Even Couches Hate Niggers

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

http://www.thestar.com/article/200265

When the new chocolate-coloured sofa set was delivered to her Brampton home, Doris Moore was stunned to see packing labels describing the shade as "######-brown."
She and husband Douglas purchased a sofa, loveseat and chair in dark brown leather last week from Vanaik Furniture and Mattress store on Dundas St. E.
Moore, 30, who describes herself as an African-American born and raised in New York, said it was her 7-year-old daughter who pointed out the label just after delivery men from the Mississauga furniture store left.
"She's very curious and she started reading the labels," Moore explained. "She said, `Mommy, what is nig ... ger brown?' I went over and just couldn't believe my eyes.

 

[Sarek]

I'm Norwegian-American.

Of course, If I were to actually define myself that way, Jessie Jackson would be thumping on my front door.

I'd just shoot him.

 

[Sarek]

And on a bright note, they loved the Honky White end tables that went with the set.

 

[Sarek]

She may hate the packing label, but she sure planted her ###### Black ass on the couch fast enough.

 

[Dershocka]

That's a pretty shitty name for a couch. But, dang that still is a sweet lookin sofa.

 

[YingSawSay]

That's a pretty shitty name for a couch. But, dang that still is a sweet lookin sofa.

Truth. That couch looks oh so comfy. Racists are assholes. I hate them.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah, so do I.

I know, let's off everyone but the straight Caucasian males and females.

We'd finally put racism to an end. :bigass:

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Let's be truly "diverse" and separate. Completely.

 

[Dershocka]

I understand racism. I don't snub, judge, or look down on racist that are racist from life experiences, or whatever. I just try to judge the individual, even though most folks ARE FUCKING SHEEP! FTW!!!

 

[Dershocka]

Plus, that couch looks like more of a coffee color to me.

 

[jack]

It's not racist, it's funny. It's a good troll.

 

[Laker_Girl]

How dare they insult a couch my calling it a ######! God knows couches do more in one day than niggers will do in a lifetime!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You've done nothing in 34 years according to another thread, does that make you a ######? JUST SAYING.

 

[starguard]

She may hate the packing label, but she sure planted her ###### Black ass on the couch fast enough.

:kitty:

 

[Denny Crane]

She may hate the packing label, but she sure planted her ###### Black ass on the couch fast enough.

###### ###### ######!

THEY'LL
NEVER
BE
BIGGER!!

ALL NIGGERS
ARE STUPID
AS SHIT!!

NIGGERSHITS!

DIE ###### DIE!!!​

:kitty:​

 

[Denny Crane]

How dare they insult a couch my calling it a ######! God knows couches do more in one day than niggers will do in a lifetime!

NIGGERSHITS ARE STUPID AS FUCK!!

DESTROY THE NIGGERS!!!

:kitty:

 

[Laker_Girl]

You've done nothing in 34 years according to another thread, does that make you a ######? JUST SAYING.

Even if I'd truly done nothing, I'd still have done more than a ######.

 

[Alex Buchet]

Not a nice word

 

[Sarek]

^ Agree. I classify "work" as a four letter curse word myself. But unlike niggers, I don't take it to heart. It's a necessary evil that anyone who wants to get ahead in society based on personal merit, integrity and a sense of self pride has to do to provide for themselves and their family.

Besides, being white I really don't have any choice. I could be destitute, living on the street and dying of some debilitating disease and I still wouldn't get a damn thing from our so called "social services programs". But the niggers are covered by them from the day their crack whore mothers pop them out on the street to the day the state pays for their funerals when they get capped for trying to rob some local convenience store for a buck fifty in change and a pack of cigarettes.

 

[jack]

Not a nice word

Schvartze.