Elvis helped fake the moon landing

[Dr Dave]

hmm...

Could be!

 

[Yub]

I EXPECTED A CONVOLUTED CONSPIRACY THEORY!! DAMN YOU!!

 

[Loktar]

Make one up yourself, lazy arse. You're good at spazzing out the bullshit.

 

[Yub]

That last sentence makes little to no sense.

 

[Loktar]

Or does it make perfect sense?

 

[Gagh]

I reckon Lord Lucan lent a hand too.

Yub and Loktar - please take your tedious love-in elsewhere. Thanks!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not sure who this Lord Lucan fellow is, but he could very well be in on it. You know how Lords are and all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

i think blair and bush the war criminals were responsible

 

[Cassie]

NASA faked the moon landings so they could get lots of money from the government for their secret plans to take over the world. FACT: Elvis was on the NASA payroll.

 

[CaptainWacky]

lol just like al gore with global warming more like global lying if you ask me

 

[Gagh]

Nobody realises Elvis invented the pogo stick whilst at NASA, either.

 

[Cassie]

Also the hula hoop, everyone forgets that dastardly device.

 

[Gagh]

He originally meant those to be binding devices for gorillas, though.

 

[Dr Dave]

I heard he invented cell phones.

 

[curiousa2z]

the Gorillaz had the last laugh, though, didnt they!!!111111

 

[Dr Dave]

They always do!

 

[whisky]

lemon curry?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Elvis invented black music.

 

[Dr Dave]

See the connection is that Elvis was in the military, so he was in the know!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like how there would have had to have been THOUSANDS of people invovled in faking the moon landing and yet NONE of them have ever come forward...bit like the whole "9/11 was an inside job!" thing.