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Elijah Wood is the most beloved actor on the planet

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Elijah Wood Is the Most Critically-Acclaimed Actor, Freddie Prinze, Jr. the Most Hated

Indie mag Miller-McCune performed mathematical voodoo on a zillion movie reviews to figure out critics' favorite and least favorite actors, as well as which critics are the nicest and the meanest.

Using scores from Metacritic, Miller-McCune weighted the critical scores of actors' movies with the relative size of their roles in those movies. The final list shows that everyone who was in Lord of the Rings is an awesome actor with great taste in projects, with Elijah Wood topping the list and Viggo Mortenson and Ian Holm (the British geezer who played Bilbo Baggins) making the top four, too. Philip Seymour Hoffman is as serious an actor as you think he is, and Jessica Alba is as big a hack. Bottoming out the list was Freddie Prinze, Jr., followed by someone named Eddie Griffin and a tragic Matthew Lillard who had so much potential, once. Here's an abridged sampler:

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Equally interesting was scatterplot showing the relative niceness and consistency of America's 25 most prolific movie critics. We discover that the Chicago Tribune's Michael Wilmington drinks the kool-aid more than any other critic, followed by the Chicago Sun-Times' Roger Ebert's perennially upraised thumbs. The meanest critic in America is the Austin Chronicle's Marc Savlov, who gives low scores but deviates regularly. On the other hand, TV Guide's Maitland McDonagh gives low scores and has a relatively low standard deviation from her mean score, meaning she's always stone cold.
The world is filled with nothing but white fanboys behind computers. This proves it!
 
Has Catherine Deveuve even been in any films since the 80s?

Ive never even heard of Javier Bardem.
 
SHE DID THAT DEATH ROW MUSICAL WITH BJORK. AND STUFF.


Matthew Lillard was quite good in Serial Mom. What went wrong?
 
Considering he is near Fredie Prince Jr I reckon Scooby Doo dragged them both down, or maybe wing commander.
 
You've never heard of Javier Bardem???

*faints*
 
^um....not off hand....pix?
 
Elijah Wood is my most beloved actor by far (yeah, Justin's nice to look at, but that's where it ends). Elijah's in tons of my favourite movies, he's always good in them and crucially, he seems like a really nice, down to earth type of guy off screen. He came to London recently and I could've had a chance to meet him, but I left it too late to get tickets to the event. Poop. :(
 
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*slurp*
 
Considering he is near Fredie Prince Jr I reckon Scooby Doo dragged them both down, or maybe wing commander.

NO!!! he took SMG from us!! idiots like me that thought she would respond to my blood written love letters...

Oh and wing commander...
 
You mean you use your hands?

That's like a baby's toy!
 
I am quite a big Elijah Wood fan so I'm happy to see him at the top of this poll which I suspect is rather meaningless but interesting nonetheless!

I would of expected to see Johnny Depp up there as well.


With all that said the fact still remains that Daniel Day-Lewis is the BEST actor ever.
 
Has Catherine Deveuve even been in any films since the 80s?

Ive never even heard of Javier Bardem.

You really need to watch No Country for Old Men.

I personally don't get the Freddie Prinze Jr hate. I've seen him in 3 maybe 4 movies, and whilst he wasn't a great actor by any stretch of the imagination, I didn't find him annoying. I was just apathetic to him.
 
Freddie Prince Jr was alright as Donny Crane on Boston Legal and did a good job hosting RAW a while ago (maybe not a mark of a good actor) so I don't really get the hate either.
 
I am quite a big Elijah Wood fan so I'm happy to see him at the top of this poll which I suspect is rather meaningless but interesting nonetheless!

I would of expected to see Johnny Depp up there as well.


With all that said the fact still remains that Daniel Day-Lewis is the BEST actor ever.
Depp lost points with the hicks and flag-wavers when he talked about preferring to live in France. Also he thinks Polanski is the shizz.

Philip Seymour Hoffman is there because he loves to get fucked up, and people want to get fucked up with him.

LOL BORED BUMP
 
 
I like Natalie she has toes.
 
NATALIE
 
NATALIE TOES PIX PLS!!!!!!!
 
she should be more popular than fucing Elijah
 
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