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Eggs' New MF Post for Sun-Mon 12/11-12

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
I was away at a family get-together all day Sunday, so this covers 2 days.

So here's the deal:

I don't care who sucks at ExIsle. I don't care who fucked who over at ComiCon. I don't care what happened at Bungiewhatever.

Wah wah wah. Nobody cares. You're here now. Get over how you got here and start contributing here.























* Of course if you are a hot/cute guy with revealing pix to share, I can feign interest and bend an ear for a while. But pix first, Oprah after.
 
Oh OK.

I love TK
Its full of TNT
My mommy puts it in my milk
to try to blow up me
But I fooled mommy
I put it in her tea
and now there's no more mommy
to try to blow up me
 
Actually I work for DC, we're trying to buy this place and hit the reset button here too.

I'm just killing time while my pr0n downloads.
 
The lights went down and Sting’s music played. The spotlights shined on a chair in the ring that held a pair of boots, a baseball bat and a jacket laid over it. The crowd chanted “What A Ripoff.
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This puts a fork in the road before me, and I am stymied.

STYMIE THAT LITTLE DARKIE BOY FROM THE LITTLE RASCALS CMON ALGEBRA DISSUMS NO PLACE FER YOOOOOOO!!!!! watermelon1
 
"Murder Stymies Cops" appears on the front page of a newspaper Jessica is reading in the opening title for Murder She Wrote, then she looks up from it as though she's just realised something!
 
YEP notice that whenever there's a black person in it they're NEVER the murderer, this is Lansbury OVERCOMPENSATING for the racism she can't help but feel towards them.
 
She was almost fired by Disney when she kept insisting on changing the movie title from Bedknobs and Broomsticks to Nig-Nogs and Fucking Towelheads.
 
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