Eggs' New MF Post for Sun-Mon 12/11-12

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was away at a family get-together all day Sunday, so this covers 2 days.

So here's the deal:

I don't care who sucks at ExIsle. I don't care who fucked who over at ComiCon. I don't care what happened at Bungiewhatever.

Wah wah wah. Nobody cares. You're here now. Get over how you got here and start contributing here.























* Of course if you are a hot/cute guy with revealing pix to share, I can feign interest and bend an ear for a while. But pix first, Oprah after.

 

[jack]

Oh OK.

I love TK
Its full of TNT
My mommy puts it in my milk
to try to blow up me
But I fooled mommy
I put it in her tea
and now there's no more mommy
to try to blow up me

 

[jack]

So, whatcha got in Mind Eggs?

 

[jack]

Contribution....that's latin for "to give" right?

 

[jack]

I love you Eggie.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Actually I work for DC, we're trying to buy this place and hit the reset button here too.

I'm just killing time while my pr0n downloads.

 

[jack]

Hennie Does Dallas?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You work for the Department of Corrections?? How crunk are you, cupcakea?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The lights went down and Sting’s music played. The spotlights shined on a chair in the ring that held a pair of boots, a baseball bat and a jacket laid over it. The crowd chanted “What A Ripoff.

.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was that from Clockwork Orange, The Musical?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES.

(No.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This puts a fork in the road before me, and I am stymied.

STYMIE THAT LITTLE DARKIE BOY FROM THE LITTLE RASCALS CMON ALGEBRA DISSUMS NO PLACE FER YOOOOOOO!!!!! watermelon1

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Murder Stymies Cops" appears on the front page of a newspaper Jessica is reading in the opening title for Murder She Wrote, then she looks up from it as though she's just realised something!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, that she hates darkies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEP notice that whenever there's a black person in it they're NEVER the murderer, this is Lansbury OVERCOMPENSATING for the racism she can't help but feel towards them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She was almost fired by Disney when she kept insisting on changing the movie title from Bedknobs and Broomsticks to Nig-Nogs and Fucking Towelheads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep. They comprimised and called it Bedknobs and Fucking Towelheads.

 

[Mentalist]

LOL!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOL TOWELRACKS

 

[Mentalist]

LOL I'M GOING TO WATCH LOST