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Tennille: Tell me, young man, what do you want out of life?
Homer: I want peas!
Tennille: We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach.
Homer: Uh huh?
Tennille: So, what's the best way to get peace?
Homer: With the knife!
Tennille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Ha, Simpson, you're like the son I never had.
Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.