Easter care package

[Tisiphone]

Though I don't personally celebrate this holiday, my mama went ahead and sent me a box full of chocolate, jelly beans, egg gum, whoppers, and other assorted goodies.

SHE'S THE SHIZZLE!

 

[FBI parte due]

?

 

[YingSawSay]

Robbins eggs are the best time of the year.

 

[Cassie]

I like Easter eggs

 

[YingSawSay]

I like easter eggs, but there is too much work involved to get to the eggy-goodness.

 

[Cassie]

The trick to peeling a boiled egg: get a spoon, and turn on the water. Hold the egg under the running water and slide the spoon under the shell. The whole thing will come off and be washed at the same time!

 

[YingSawSay]

The trick to peeling a boiled egg: get a spoon, and turn on the water. Hold the egg under the running water and slide the spoon under the shell. The whole thing will come off and be washed at the same time!

That is brilliant! All of these years....wasted....

 

[Cassie]

I KNOW ALL THE EGG TRICKS

(not really)

 

[YingSawSay]

I KNOW ALL THE EGG TRICKS

(not really)

Seriously, that's a freaking wizard-esque trick. I'll be at an egg hunt on Sunday so I'll be sure to try it.

 

[Cassie]

Good egg hunting!

 

[YingSawSay]

Good egg hunting!

I'll be awesome. I figure I have at least 3-4 feet on those silly children that will be participating.

 

[Cassie]

Haha.. knock those little kids down!

 

[YingSawSay]

If they give me any lip I'll be like, "hey back off midget or I'll push you over!" Those suckas ain't got nothing on the Yingster.

 

[FBI parte due]

What you really want to do is get a big white van and tell them there's candy in the back.

 

[Cassie]

creepy!

 

[YingSawSay]

Wow, this thread just got weird.

 

[Dr Dave]

I KNOW ALL THE EGG TRICKS

(not really)

Don't tell Eggs that!

 

[FBI parte due]

There's nothing weird about pedophilia YOU RACIST FUCK

 

[YingSawSay]

LOL I live in a van down by the river!

 

[Cassie]

sex with ducks!