Duck Tales to return!?

[CaptainWacky]

No.

 

[Cassie]

The new adventures of Scrooge McDuck and gay Hitler?

 

[headvoid]

I'm quacked about this

 

[CaptainWacky]

Duck Tales, whoo-whoo!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hitler turns out to be a predatory paedophile hoping to groom McDuck's young nephews.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd watch it (with my pants down)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As long as they replace those Jesus freak VEGGIE TALES.

 

[Cassie]

I thought the Veggies were Jewish?

 

[Fisticoy]

As long as they replace those Jesus freak VEGGIE TALES.

Seriously. I always figured the Christian community would see walking, talking vegetables as some kind of demonic invasion.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I thought the Veggies were Jewish?

No, those are the GEFILTE FISH TALES.

 

[Ishcabittle]

So we should start programming our VCRs (or TiVos, you rich fucks) for Darkwing Duck as well?

 

[Dr Dave]

No.

for the best?

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I prefer Duck Dodgers myself.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Will the NEW Duck Tales feature Huey, Dewey & Louie all grown up running their own drug cartel? I'd watch.

 

[Dr Dave]

They need a bitch of somekind

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe they just go across the street and gang-rape their drug mule, Daffy.

 

[Dr Dave]

That could work!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It would be great, unless you're Daffy of course.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's always rape with you people!