DREAM THREAD Part Pi.Pi!

[Volpone]

Don't remember a lot of detail. Car was alive and malevolent. And a bit like the Thing in the Carpenter movie. I was able to somehow incapacitate it while it was dormant, but it took less than a minute to overcome this (it was something like running a zip-tie through the front of the engine). It hadn't realized it was free yet so we were going to run away but for some reason instead took refuge in a car dealership showroom type building (big glass walls everywhere) and tried to get up on things that were high enough that it couldn't get us. A couple more people were farting around outside the building (were they locked out?) and I was debating warning them and maybe if "it" got them it wouldn't be interested in us.

 

[whisky]

I had two baby girls, but they turned into small insects and I couldn't get them to turn back, then my niece accused me of being the father of her three boys.

I haven't seen her or spoken to her in years, she doesn't have three boys, and I am absolutely not the father of any of her children.

 

[Mirah]

I was escaping something
But I'm not sure what

There was a bus going in the opposite direction
With my lover driving
Only I wasn't escaping him
Technically

I woke up
And I thought I could hear music

Alexa is silent
There is nothing outside

My head hurts

 

[Volpone]

Two fairly boring dreams: First one, I dreamed I sharted. I'm in some kind of office building or government building. The only bathroom is occupied and the next person in line is in even worse shape than me. I woke up enough to dream that I had my own bathroom nearby. An RV? I dunno. And then I woke up enough to realize I wanted to go to the bathroom for reals.

Then in the morning it was a variation on the shared housing dream. When I went to check my alarm clock it was on the floor in pieces. I'm trying to collect the pieces and put them back together when I realize there's this weird guy who looks like a character actor or Scott Evil or whatever, shuffling through my room, kicking stuff under the furniture. I yell at him but he ignores me so I have to get up to chase after him. He still ignores me and eventually walks into...the garage?...of a house across the street. There were a few other dreams related to me waking the rest of the way up but I can't remember them.

 

[Mirah]

My 2nd and third dreams were more pleasant
I think there was a cat in one of them
And a wedding
And I found myself wandering on a college campus ( recurring)
But instead of wandering around lost I just sat down and chatted with people.

 

[Volpone]

Remembered another (boring) bit from this morning: I've got a little 50 gallon fish pond out back. Yesterday morning all the aquatic plants were pushed to one end, so this morning I dreamed that all the plants were missing from the fish pond.

 

[Volpone]

Some involved and trippy ones last night. We'll see how many I remember. For starters, I was woke up around 2:30, possibly by the local fox. Strange noise that I couldn't identify in my trying to stay asleep state. The cries were interspersed with sharp cracks, like a typewriter or someone slapping a ruler on a desk. The Dog wasn't terribly upset by them so I wasn't that worried but when I realized I wasn't going to fall back asleep I got up and peeked out windows just to make sure something wasn't obviously amiss. Then I used the bathroom.

The first dream--and I can't recall if this was before I got woke up or after--was a variation. I've had one of those dreams that are so real that you think they're real after you wake up, that I owned a rental property in Oregon that I'd forgotten about. In this dream there was a problem with this house and I was trying to explain that it was a mixup and I didn't own it and if I did the renter must either be paying someone else or isn't paying rent because I've never gotten rent.

Then I had a dream where I had a friend/acquaintance/neighbor that was more or less being played by Emma Watson. She had some kind of neanderthal Tex Cobb looking "boyfriend" and she'd burst into my place, followed by him. At first I was going to protect her from the guy, but she was acting like everything was all right. Then she made it clear that everything *wasn't* all right and she'd like me to get rid of the guy so I asked him to leave and he told me I should leave so I managed to get him off balance and hustle him out the door. Later on, she told me some details like she'd filed charges or whatever, the guy's name, and what I needed to do.

I can't remember any of the other dreams right now.

 

[whisky]

Ok this one is complicated, and will teach me not to think of sci fi stories before going to sleep.

It starts on earth, I have a giant ship I am going to colonise other words with, millions of people are lined up on the ramp, Jeremy Clarkson is doing an inspirational speach, People are texting him while he does it, an older woman recognises me as the captain and starts flirting, but I put a jetpack on and fly into the ship, I go to a bar, there is a stunning lady there who is into me, I take her back to a random room and we shag, I say I can't play favourites and this will have to be a one off, she understands, then I go back to the bar and it happens again.

I wake up and worry that this won't endure the captain with the readers as he comes across as a male slut.

While I try and get back to sleep I justify it by saying his gf is a shape shifter, and they did this three times, she asks him which one was his favourite, and he says the Japanese lady, she says I wasn't disguised as a Japanese lady, he looks shocked, then she laughs, and he laughs.

As they are laughing the Japanese lady walks in behind him, but the gf makes sure he dosnt see her.

I know I wasn't asleep for the last bit, but I could see it, like a day dream.