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Dr Dave's book of fake insults

Dr Dave

Dr Dave

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That's right you coatless noses, my new book of fake insults is coming to stores in 2012!

With classics such as:

Fishear salesman
Bearless bear store
Ugly forks
Noseless fuck toes

And many many more!
 
Nipple Shaking Ham-Sniffer!
 
Gagh saw an advanced copy, that's how he knows that one is in there.
 
Is Brown Pizza in there?
 
Frumpy Frog Philanderer!
 
Dr Dave stole my life's work, the goose pimple licking giraffe cupping eagle plucker! I'll sue!
 
It was an important subject to cover.
 
Mud eater!
 
Penguin Farmer.
 
Moose Knuckle!
 
Fish tree.
 
Owl Bacon!
 
That one was not in there.

More insults:

Moose Liver Shipper
Bouncing bagpipe bugger
Coatless fishdog
Topless mongoose fisherman
 
The shippers of moose liver are LIVID.
 
They would be, the goose necks!
 
What about drunken soda?
 
A classic! It's in the food insult chaper.

Some more from that chapter:

Half eaten Mellon
Fugly Toast
Broken wishbone
Smelly meatstick
 
A classic! It's in the food insult chaper.

Some more from that chapter:

Half eaten Mellon
Fugly Toast
Broken wishbone
Smelly meatstick
 
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