Dr Dave - a poem

[curiousa2z]

What's in a name?
That which we call an onion
By any other name
would taste as sweet.

 

[headvoid]

Was that seriously a neg for bastardising a famous poem for comic effect?

Did I just witness that?

 

[Loktar]

Was that seriously a neg for bastardising a famous poem for comic effect?

Did I just witness that?

No, it was me being a bastard and giving curiousa2z an unserious neg for my comedic effect.

 

[curiousa2z]

@Loktar: did you not read Eggs' post, O Bastion of the English literary canon?

 

[Cassie]

THROW ONIONS AT HIM

 

[Dr Dave]

Hey Hey, don't waste perfectly good onions that way.

Toss some rotten ones.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ROSES ARE RED
DR DAVE IS BLUE
HE'S HOLDING HIS BREATH
TO PROVE HIS LOVE FOR YOU

 

[Dr Dave]

*may pass out soon*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BLOW WIND AND CRACK YOUR CHEEKS

 

[Loktar]

@Loktar: did you not read Eggs' post, O Bastion of the English literary canon?

I read the cliff notes version.

 

[curiousa2z]

indeed? version of what?

 

[Loktar]

indeed? version of what?

Eggseses posteses.

(sorry for the extra goofiness. Long day, low on sleep)

 

[cakewalk]

I do not know Dr. Dave
The one about whom you all rave
Though I've heard that he's among the most fun ones
And the girls all cry out for his onions...

 

[Dr Dave]

If only...