DOUCHEBAG!!!

[Big Dick McGee]

 

[Conchaga]

Oh, now I get why mommy told me to never play with her hot water bottle hose!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, that's what they are.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Shyeah, what did you think they were, guido mofos?

 

[Conchaga]

I used to pretend it was a rubber elephant.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Douching is sooooo bad for a healthy bagina. So really being a douche is worse than being a douche bag.