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Does Morrhigan cheat in the Arcade?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I got a PM telling me Morrhigan had beaten my Bejeweled 3 score. "FAIR ENOUGH," I thought to myself. BUT THEN I saw this on the scrolling banner...

Morrhigan is the new Bejeweled 3 Champion with a score of 1.87878e+06 on 01-22-2013 at 10:05 AM !!

That doesn't sound like a real score to me! Is it time for Morrhigan to BREAK HER SILENCE and explain herself? Should Hambil return and say "stop hitting on my wife, Wacky"? Should I just try playing the game again myself and see if there's an explanation? Should I kill [random]?
 
Speaking of PMs regarding scores beaten, just got one from missmanners who had beaten my Bookworm score - by more than double. It took me 4 fucking hours of non-stop play to get to 414390 - how the absolute fuck did missmanners manage to get a score above 1000000??????

My ego has been slightly bruised. The Word Master has been dethroned.
 
And my score on Pacman was beaten by Sarek with a score of infinity -1, so I smell a rat somewhere.
 
It looks like the scoreboard is broken, rather than anyone cheating...

Unless Morrhigan HACKED THE SCOREBOARD.
 
FURY TONIGHT AS THE MORRHIGAN FIASCO CONTINUES

OUTRAGED MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC FLOODED MINEFIELD OFFICES WITH COMPLAINTS AND LETTERS THANKING US FOR OUR CRUSADE AGAINST WHAT'S BECOME A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF SHAMBOLIC INTERNET GOVERNANCE.

"IF THEY CAN'T FIND A WAY TO KEEP THESE MINDLESS YOBS FROM CHEATING AND VANDALISING OUR MINEFIELD THEN THEY SHOULD SEND THEM OFF TO AFGHANISTAN", SAID AN ENRAGED NONFICTIONAL PERSON. THEY CONTINUED, "SEE HOW THESE YOBOS STAND UP TO REAL AUTHORITY. AND THE CONSTANT DANGER OF GREEN ON BLUE ATTACKS. THAT'LL TEACH THEM ABOUT LOYALTY AND DUTY".
 
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Speaking of PMs regarding scores beaten, just got one from missmanners who had beaten my Bookworm score - by more than double. It took me 4 fucking hours of non-stop play to get to 414390 - how the absolute fuck did missmanners manage to get a score above 1000000??????

My ego has been slightly bruised. The Word Master has been dethroned.


I am 99.9% sure some of those things arent real words, at least not AMERICAN words and some of the words I use daily wouldnt work. Or maybe its cus I can't spell!!

:duh:
 
I mean, I was just imagining her in some terrifying post-apocalyptic terrorist gulag, but I dunno how easy that would be to actually arrange.
 
What's going on... I need some more morphine... Fuck you lot I'm going back to bed...
 
MAYBE SHE IS IN THE GULAG! They are using her super gaming ability to drive you all insane. The terrorists have won.
 
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