Doctor Who fans to lose their shit again (season 14)

[Lanzman]

Unless the writing on the show has drastically improved, it really doesn't matter who's playing the Doctor.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

My first thought was "she's going to be a gobby chav, isn't she" but maybe she'll be okay.



How the fuck did Jason Manford get a job as a television presenter.

 

[whisky]

Community service probably.

 

[whisky]

Apparently the combined age of the doctor and his companion is 48, I used to feel bad when I was just older than the doctor.

 

[The Question]

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...e-gibson-revealed-as-doctor-whos-new-sidekick

In shocking news the doctors new companion, is another hot young white girl.

Don't worry, it's the BBC. They'll write her as being the result of parthenogenesis arising from Billie Piper and Jenna Coleman having lesbian sex, and her character will 'identify as' a trans cactus.

 

[MODMAN]

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-...e-gibson-revealed-as-doctor-whos-new-sidekick

In shocking news the doctors new companion, is another hot young white girl.

<Lorien> As it should be </Lorien>

Mum's a big Coro fan, thirsty for David Tennant and loves Sex Ed! Might be able to get her onboard for the new season (presuming I stick around for it).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Apparently the combined age of the doctor and his companion is 48, I used to feel bad when I was just older than the doctor.

This girl was nine months old when the show was revived in 2005.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not to mention, Yasmin Finney may be a trans POC, but she's only 19.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Has Doctor Who ever had a muppet villain.

 

[whisky]

No, but it's had writers who were Muppets.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DURR, THIS IS HAS ALL BEEN FINISHED FOR MONTHS BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT NEARLY A YEAR TO PUT IT ON TV BECAUSE THAT HAPPENS TO BE THE DATE OF THE ANNIVERSARY, DURR

 

[The Question]

Doctor Who fans to lose their shit again

The idea that there still are any Doctor Who fans is hilarious.

 

[Volpone]

Paul McGann, Colin Baker and Christopher Eccleston are watching this like "AW, C'MON, MAN!" Interesting, that they're going back to the 1970s logo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I doubt Eccleston gives a fuck.

 

[The Question]

If anything, he probably feels like ditching the franchise was a good call. Rightly so, as it turned out.

 

[The Tomtrek]

BEEP THE MOTHER FUCKING MEEP

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he literally fuck his mother.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YAZMIN FINNEY IS MOVING IN BUT SHE'S NOT BILL POTTS 2.0 SO GET THAT SORTED