do you masturbate over celebrities or normal people?

[CaptainWacky]

I compromise (Big Brother contestants)

 

[Dual]

Neither.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You don't wank? Or you wank over anime characters?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I can only wank to pron, OR to realistic situations.

Odd dichotomy, because those are kind of the far ends of the fantasy spectrum. Either I'm getting a double bj from superhot chicks, or awkwardly banging one of my kids' friends' slightly-overweight mothers in the back of a minivan.

 

[Dershocka]

I masterbate over women I've actually fucked.

 

[Lilac]

What's "masturbating"

 

[Mentalist]

I wank furiously over illustrated junior editions of the Bible.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Where on the female body is the "minivan"?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think you call it "the boot" over there.

 

[Henoch]

Hugh Jackman

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do twink porn performers qualify as celebrities? Other than Brent Corrigan?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't wank over any celebs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't know what normal non high functioning autism people do. I'm not into porn. I had to develop my sexuality from scratch. EXCUESE ME if it's warped.

 

[Cassie]

Captain Kirk, Memphis (BB10 US), CaptainWacky, and Grizzly Adams.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HITLER HITLER THE JEWS?

 

[Cassie]

Only the ones with long beards and that little block of wood on their foreheads.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about second breakfast?

 

[Cassie]

Gypsies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Thrusty]

no discrimination here. I pet the dog to both.