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DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING BODY?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
DO YOU HATE YOUR STUPID FUCKING DEFORMED, DECAYING, DYING BODY OF SHIT AND HOW SIMPLY LIVING IN IT BECOMES MORE PAINFUL WITH EVERY PASISNG FUCKING YEAR?
 
no, but i sure do hate tossing up my innards after too much mescal with that pesky little worm swimming around inside.
 
My right foot sticks out sideways becasue my ankle curves or something and it seems to be getting worse as I get older and eventually it'll bend all the way back and I'll have one forward foot and one backward ldflhasghl.
 
I can no longer snort cocaine off a strippers tits without wondering if I locked the car, and if I had applied for an ISA.
 
WHERE'S MY FUCKING SPIDEY SENSES IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW

NOT ONE BUT TWO BROWN RECLUSES BIT ME WHEN I WAS 8 AND MY BODY BETRAYED ME BY NOT GIVING ME SUPERPOWERS

SO FUCK MY BODY
 
I occasionally wake up gagging/choking and think OH THIS IS IT but then I relax my throat muscles and slowly gain my breath back. Then I look around the house and think "This is the way you want your loved ones to see you and sort through your affairs? CLEAN THIS PLACE UP AND GET ORGANIZED YOU ASSHOLE!

Then I watch some more TV.
 
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