Do you eat dented fruit?

[CaptainWacky]

Or do you throw it away (or at Louis Walsh)?

 

[Dr Dave]

I would toss it over a freeway overpass.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That would only dent it further.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And dent people, or at the very least, dent their cars.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats the idea!

 

[Cassie]

I do eat the dented fruit. Also dented cans, well the contents of the cans not the actual cans. Cans aren't good.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What're you talking about? They're a fantastic source of zinc!

 

[Cassie]

they cut your mouth up before you can swallow them!

 

[Tisiphone]

I throw canned food at homeless people.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie is no emo!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I throw canned food at homeless people.

this should be an OLYMPIC EVENT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

KILL KILL KILL

 

[The Dork Lord]

KILL EM ALL!

OMG! LOL!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's funny how at school we donated canned goods to homeless and elderly people, the ones who are least likely to own/be capable of operating a can opener.

 

[headvoid]

I remember once after harvest festival at our church when all of the nice middle class families gave leeks and carrots and turnips at the altar. It fell on me to deliver all this lovely vegetables.

The first place we went to was full of old people who had difficulty keeping their urine in their bodies, never mind peeling a turnip and boiling it. I swear they just sat and watched it rot whilst drooling.

The second place was some kind of youth place, some well meaning fella was saying how pleased everyone was and I remember seeing some teenagers who looked like they would rather tear my skin off and eat it with a pop tart than eat the shitty vegetables we provided.

I gave a box of coco pops the next year.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Coco pops and milk make a bowl full of fun!

 

[headvoid]

I sent a really posh kid to the youth centre the next year. he got some stuff thrown at him and I laughed and then felt horrible guilty but then felt OK cos he was such a twat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it'll teach him some humility.

 

[headvoid]

He is addicted to Fred West now

 

[Dr Dave]

They should hand out cheap can openers when they hand out food baskets if the people need a can opener.