OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
you are either with us or against us
DLA seizes control of the Badlands
- Thread starter OnyxOverdrive
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OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
resistance is futile
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
The Badlands was founded as an HQ for the DLA
we are restoring it to its rightful owner after the evil Pickle regime and the Mirah/Love Cunt dynasty
she will be put on trial for war crimes
all hail your new Badlands leader Onyxoverdrive
we are restoring it to its rightful owner after the evil Pickle regime and the Mirah/Love Cunt dynasty
she will be put on trial for war crimes
all hail your new Badlands leader Onyxoverdrive
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Quite a grab. Did you remember to hide the tootsie rolls?
Ilyanna
moral imperfection
opcorn:
I Love Cunt
Watch It
The dick is either for me or against me.
I Love Cunt
Watch It
I give you the badlands
take it now
take it from me
you will see
it is not what you think
take it now
take it from me
you will see
it is not what you think
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Are you offering
Or just teasing?
I can never tell
They always say
Try a rusty sword
To render them speechless
Absent of word
If I take it from you
What happens next?
My fingers cross themselves
When I try to text
Or just teasing?
I can never tell
They always say
Try a rusty sword
To render them speechless
Absent of word
If I take it from you
What happens next?
My fingers cross themselves
When I try to text
Enkephalen
My Stars!
You have no border control. I was not required to show a visa or passport or cover charge when entering the Badlands. So, how'dya figure you control this place? What is the incentive to join the DLA?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
you'll be on the winning side when we take over TK and overthrow the corrupt admin regime.
If you don't join us you'll be perma banned like all the other traitors once the revolution comes
If you don't join us you'll be perma banned like all the other traitors once the revolution comes
Enkephalen
My Stars!
Listen, Onyx, you gotta actually WIN the revolution before you can start with the permabans, not before or during the revolution. Get your priorities straight.
IF (and I cannot emphasize that word enough) I decided to join the DLA, by the way, what does DLA stand for, no not your political stance but the initials, oh, let me guess. . .Dicks Laying Around? No? Okay. Sorry, where was I? I seem to have lost my train of thought. I'm easily distracted lately. Can't seem to remember why, but. . .no matter.
Oh, yeah, IF I decided to join Dicks Laying Around, uh. . .sorry, DLA do you have a pension plan? What are your health benefits? Do I get a 10% discount? Are there dues? When are the meetings held? Who are the officers and directors of the club? It is a club isn't it? Can I get a free CarFax with that? What about credit checks? Can I get free checking? Do you have a VISA or Mastercard offer with low initial interest rate? Do you have an life insurance policy thast you carry on all members? Do you have an HR department? Do you have free legal assistance? Do you do unscheduled drug testing? Do you run a background check? And the most important question, do you have to have a dick in order to join, or can you just be one if you don't have one?
IF (and I cannot emphasize that word enough) I decided to join the DLA, by the way, what does DLA stand for, no not your political stance but the initials, oh, let me guess. . .Dicks Laying Around? No? Okay. Sorry, where was I? I seem to have lost my train of thought. I'm easily distracted lately. Can't seem to remember why, but. . .no matter.
Oh, yeah, IF I decided to join Dicks Laying Around, uh. . .sorry, DLA do you have a pension plan? What are your health benefits? Do I get a 10% discount? Are there dues? When are the meetings held? Who are the officers and directors of the club? It is a club isn't it? Can I get a free CarFax with that? What about credit checks? Can I get free checking? Do you have a VISA or Mastercard offer with low initial interest rate? Do you have an life insurance policy thast you carry on all members? Do you have an HR department? Do you have free legal assistance? Do you do unscheduled drug testing? Do you run a background check? And the most important question, do you have to have a dick in order to join, or can you just be one if you don't have one?
OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
THE DUAL LIBERATION ARMY WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!
YOUR RESISTANCE IS NOTED AND WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY ONCE WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BADLANDS AND THEN THE ENTIRE BOARD.
WE HAVE ENOUGH KARMA RESERVES TO FIGHT AND PUNISH ANYONE WHO DEFIES US
COMPLY OR DIE
YOUR RESISTANCE IS NOTED AND WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY ONCE WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE BADLANDS AND THEN THE ENTIRE BOARD.
WE HAVE ENOUGH KARMA RESERVES TO FIGHT AND PUNISH ANYONE WHO DEFIES US
COMPLY OR DIE
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
I need to know who's in charge so I can suck up to them. Has this power struggle been resolved yet?