Dirk to turn into a pig?

[Dr Dave]

hmm...

 

[Dirk Funk]

No. I did not.

 

[Dr Dave]

Not yet anyway.

 

[Gagh]

Dirk is such a party animal, who really gets into the spirit super-quick.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Yes, Gagh. I'm a badger, if that's what you're asking.

 

[Dr Dave]

You heard it here first!

 

[Dirk Funk]

 

[Gagh]

 

[Dr Dave]

What the duce...