DIE WASP, DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!11

[Cassie]

Fucking wasp bit me this morning, but I GOT EVEN AND KILLED IT'S WHOLE FAMILY!!

 

[Dr Dave]

What did you do to piss it off?

 

[headvoid]

buzzed

 

[Cassie]

I was just innocently taking the garbage out, when I kicked this bird house thing that fell out of a tree. THE WASP TOTAL RETALIATION WAS UNCALLED FOR!!! Now they're dead, dead, dead.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Did you kill them with curiousa's bleached maggots?

 

[curiousa2z]

^she'd been welcome to them if she wanted!
cant say I care for wasps. bastards.
btw, vinegar will neutralize wasp venom

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was afraid you had some intense dislike for George Plimpton.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you kill its gran?

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I've got fucking gnats hanging around my apartment. I must have had something in my trash. Bastards!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

See, when I'm ready to toss bastards, they go straight to the curb.

 

[Tisiphone]

No, no...wrap them up in garbage bags.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WISE WOEMRN

 

[Tisiphone]

I have my moments.

 

[Cassie]

I put tobacco on the bite to make it stop hurting, now my foot's just swollen a little and I've been so sleepy... that could just be because of the relative invasion, and the beer.

 

[curiousa2z]

I hope the swelling goes down soon...how much longer will the invasion last?

 

[Cassie]

They're leaving next weekend, I think I can just about make it.

 

[curiousa2z]

JEEBUS! A WHOLE WEEK?!

*hands Cassie a beer*

 

[Cassie]

Did you ever know anyone who used over exaggerated facial expressions ALL THE TIME when they talk? It makes me so tired just watching my sister talk, and she never stops talking. I can go hours without saying a word.. no can't even drink my coffee in quiet, have to hear all about her dogs, and every dog she's ever owned.. and her poop ETC

 

[Tisiphone]

Slip her something that will zonk her out!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I FOR ONE WILL NOT SIT IDLE AS MURDERESSES MAKE CASUAL CONVERSATION AFTER SLAUGHTERING ENTIRE FAMILIES, NAY, ENTIRE CIVILIZAIOTNS OF WHITE ANGLO SAXON PROTESTANTS WITH HER MIGHTY BOOT MADE OF SILVER AND PLATINUM WHICH FLIES OVER THE MOON WITH A GRIN AND PANACHE OF LOVE AND TWINKLY PIES OF LOVE AND GANACHE.

I DEMAND SATISFACTION! EXPECT TO HEAR FROM LAWYERS SHORTLY, LIFE CRUSHER DEVIL WOMAN!