Dick Van Dyke just did a 'rap' on Diagnosis Murder

[Gagh]

It was one of the most frightening moments of my life.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

LOL, well that's what you get for watching that pap.

I'm actually writing a rap song at this moment for a project at uni. Oh yes, I'm a right old renaissance man.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never got into Diagnosis Murder, Jessica Fletcher ruined all other murder mystery shows for me.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was one of the most frightening moments of my life.

Did it make you pass out?

 

[Gagh]

No, but my left arm dropped off in sympathy with all rap / hip-hop artistes who may have been watching.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's all Coolio's fault for appearing on game shows. Parallel universes started melting together.

 

[Gagh]

Coolio ripped off Michelle Pfeiffer's head and replaced it with Adam Baldwin's

 

[Fuddlemiff]

On the bright side, she's now the greatest actress in the world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

On the not so bright side, she just stabbed Angela Lansbury.

 

[Dr Dave]

THAT BITCH!

 

[headvoid]

I'm actually writing a rap song at this moment for a project at uni. Oh yes, I'm a right old renaissance man.

You should get other people to write it for you!

 

[CaptainWacky]

With a male head.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm using a website which has a rhyming dictionary and a metaphor finder. I like the "get other people to do it and make them think they're being cool" idea, though.

 

[Dr Dave]

What class is this rap song project for?

 

[Techman]

That show's pretty old...80s,

You sure it was rap?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mr. White Man: Rap has been around since the 70's.

And Diagnosis Murder ran from 1993-2001.

 

[Techman]

Hmm...must have been thinking of Matlock.

Hey...seen one gray-haired old guy...

Rap around since the 70s??

Now that I doubt..

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sugar Hill Gang. Rapper's Delight. Top 40 hit and platinum seller in 1978-79.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_music

 

[Techman]

Sugar Hill Gang. Rapper's Delight. Top 40 hit and platinum seller in 1978-79.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip_hop_music

Not possible.

No one listened to rap in the 70s...or the 80s.

Wikipedia is wrong.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK then. You probably have a cross-burning to get to so I won't keep you.

:joker: