David Blaine.

[Gagh]

If he's that much of a fucking magician, explain how he hasn't been on any TV show I've seen for well over 18 months.

 

[Mentalist]

BECAUSE HES A COMPLETE FUCKING SPASTIC

 

[Gagh]

I'D KILL HIM WITH A SOUNDWAVE TRANSFORMER ACTION FIGURE.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He's turned himself invisible, but hasn't worked out the counter-spell.

 

[Gagh]

LET'S PUT RAZORBLADES IN HIS FOOD.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Finely ground glass works better, JUST ASK SHABETTA!!

 

[whisky]

Because people have finally realised that being in a glass box doing nothing for ages is fantastically boring.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's filming his next "trick": wanking for 18 months straight. TO BATMAN MOVIES.

 

[Gagh]

eVEN THE aDAM WEST one?

 

[whisky]

Thats the best one to wank too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES EVEN THAT ONE AND THE LITTLE SEEN CHINESE VERSION "BATCHINK".

 

[Mentalist]

I SHOT REGAN WAS THE JOINT THAT STARTED THE CHAOS LIKE A MUTHAFUCKING RABID SEANCE

 

[CaptainWacky]

STEPTOE AND SON TO RETURN WITH TWO CHINKS AND BE NAMED "CHINK AND CHINKSON"?

 

[Mentalist]

IT COULD WORK IF THEY HAVE BIG STUPID CHINK TEETH..



(FOR LAUGHS)

 

[Gagh]

NER NER NER NER NER NER NANANANANA BATCHINK!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND INSTEAD OF A HORSE THEY'D HAVE A RIKSHAW!

 

[Gagh]

YEAH AND THEN NOEL CHINKMONDS COULD MOVE INTO CHINKY BOTTOM AND HOSTS NOEL'S CHINK PARTY LOL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to Gagh again.

 

[Master of Poop]

EMBRACE THE POOP! IT IS MORE MAGICAL THAN DAVID BLAINE!

 

[Gagh]

Why don't you embrace my fist, you sad, pathetic time-wasting cunt? YOU ACTUALLY SAT THERE AND WASTED YOUR TIME THINKING THIS DUAL THROUGH, AGREEING WITH YOURSELF IT WAS A GOER, AND THEN REGISTERING IT?

YOU SAD, PATHETIC WANKER. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ANYONE OR ME, YOU HAVE UTTERLY DISGRACED YOURSELF WITHOUT ANY COMPROMISE. WHAT A SORRY, DRIBBLING EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN YOU ARE. GO AND BOIL YOUR HEAD IN PISS, FUCKFACE IMHO!