COVID-19 check in thread

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

My nephew's live in girlfriend has tested positive. She's a nurse and she's young but they're pretty much quarantined now. I'm sure things will be fine but that hits a little close to home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The guy who voiced Peppy in Star Fox died from it.

https://www.ladbible.com/technology...rtress-voice-actor-rick-may-has-died-20200414

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm happy I still have a job.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not Peppy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Mentalist]

Just found out my ex had it.

Problem is, it's the wrong one.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh dear!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I was hanging out on IRC this afternoon and someone called me a nut. Do we think I'm a nut? And if so what sort of nut would I be? I'm thinking I'd be a walnut, but on the off days I might be a Brazil nut.

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes.

 

[Mentalist]

What the ACTUAL fuck.

 

[Cassie]

Dr Oz is a piece of shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Creamy hands...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What’s Dr Oz’s accent? He sounds like he’s bitten his tongue (but not in the sense that he should have).

 

[Cassie]

Well, the internet says Cleveland, but I don't know what a Cleveland accent sounds like.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, the internet says Cleveland, but I don't know what a Cleveland accent sounds like.

He was born in Cleveland but his parents emigrated from Turkey.

 

[Mirah]

He is the reason schools will have shootings when they return!


(I don't even know if my comment makes sense. BUT HIS SURE DOESN'T!}

 

[Dr Dave]

What a wanker.

 

[Cassie]

Dr Phil, another one made famous by Oprah, thinks 360,000 people a year die in swimming pools... I guess drowning is contagious. (the real number is 3,600)

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not even a real Phil.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why I love Mike Scott and follow him on Twitter and why everyone should buy every Waterboys album ever released: