Could GOD create a DICK so HUGE that even HEONCH couldn't SUCK IT?

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

Yes he could.

 

[Aquehonga]

:behindsofa:

 

[Dr Dave]

You can't hide from god Aquehonga.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I doubt Henoch could wrap his mouth around Karl Rove (nor want to).

 

[Dr Dave]

That last bit must certainly be true.

 

[Cassie]

Could GOD create a DICK so HUGE that even I couldn't CHOP IT OFF?

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm sure he could.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT HE'S GOD.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Next you'll be starting threads asking why the easter bunny never leaves baskets on your lawn any more.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But he gave it up before Henny was born.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did Scotty's homemade whale tank creak so much because he was too uptight to factor in the SIZE and WEIGHT of George's WHALEDICK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes that's the reason.

 

[Dr Dave]

Among others.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"CAP'N! THAR BEE WHALES HE--willya lookit the size o'that donger!"

 

[FBI parte due]

I'd post the whale dick pic I put in the TK Gallery, but CUNTALIST hasn't approved it yet!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah that gallery's gathering dust. AND NOT MOON DUST.

 

[jack]

Could God create a dick so big that I couldn't squeeze the base on the upstroke?

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd think so.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Whaledicks are nine feet long.