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"Cougar" is now officially the most over-used word in the English language

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
And not anywhere near as funny as the people who use it think it is.
 
Literally.
 
I didn't know they were so popular.

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Do you have to be an older hot woman to be considered a cougar? I mean if you are just older but not attractive & chasing after young men would they just call you ugly old bitch?
 
It's usually erroneously self-applied, like "bubbly", "entrepreneur" and "GSoH".
 
Basically any woman over 30 who ever expresses any sexual desire it automatically a COUGAR, A FUCKING COUGAR, enen if all they're doing is getting drunk and looking at a slightly younger man's bum then throwing up over that bum.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
It's usually erroneously self-applied, like "bubbly", "entrepreneur" and "GSoH".
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and Classy, Fun Loving, and Down to Earth



yes ive been trolling dating sites.. ok. fine
 
It totally made my erection for the WSU Cougars go away. WHat? Erection? I don't have a penis!
 
trolling? LiEz using them.
 
what's the difference? should have spelled it trawling, I guess.

I drag my cock across the screen and see if any cougars bite.

yeah!
 
It's supposed to be women over 40 really, but since women all lie about their ages, now any pubescent female who was born more than 1 nanosecond before her mate is a COUGAR.
 
I'LL KILL THEM ALL
 
Love Child said:
It totally made my erection for the WSU Cougars go away. WHat? Erection? I don't have a penis!
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Ding Ding Ding, we have a wiener!
 
I am curious about what brought this up...
 
What was wrong with MILF?
 
My sister is a cougar.
 
Literally or does she just go around saying "THE COUGAR'S ABOUT TO POUNCE!" then her tits pop out?
 
She married a guy about 15yrs younger than her!
 
^^oh, now that was quite the visual.
 
Cassie, are they happy? I know a woman who is in a relationship with a guy who is 20 - she's 43, and they have a baby! I used to think that's pushing it, but they both are very happy so who's to say?
 
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